Archive for the 'Funny' Category

05
Mar
10

diggin’ in the crates…the “holy sh!t!” edition

Let’s go back…waaaaaay back in history when we all had our lives ahead of us and dreamed big dreams.

I started drawing a long time ago, as far as i can remember. When i was a kid i wanted to be a comic book artist and i drew people with big guns, muscles, and chicks that were half nekkid and all that. I heard about Art Center pretty late maybe around ‘98 or ‘99. So when i started taking “Saturday High” it was exactly 10 fucking years ago! I literally dedicated my youth and my early adulthood to all this shit, so i think that since i’m going to be graduating soon, it’s only right we all take a look back.

This was “My first” car sketch fuckin’ Ever!…one of the first classes i took at ACCD was called “Industrial Design Techniques” with Kwan S. Kim. That dude is the g’damn best, he could draw cars, products, and people and his portfolio was ridiculous. I remember i wanted to be that guy for the longest time b/c he was mad talented and he always had these cute chicks dropping by his class to say what’s up. He would give us these handouts of his class demos and keep it as reference, the sketch above was me actually trying and this shows my first experience with Copic markers. This sketch is more than 10 years old! i can’t believe it. I’m old as shit yo…

When i was taking these classes at ACCD, i’d show them to people in my high school and you can trust that they were all on my nutsack j/k…damn! i was all about the backgrounds. I’d see sketches on the wall at Art Center pre-photoshop days, right along side big tape drawings and i would trip so hard over them. Those guys knew how to sketch for real, i remember trying to emulate the techniques and colors they used but i don’t think i ever came close…

After high school i took “Art Center at Night” courses while i was at PCC. I took “Intro. to Prod. and Trans.” with Thomas Park, who was my first mentor and pretty much taught me everything i knew about drawing cars. He passed away from multiple sclerosis right before i got into Art Center so i never got to show him my latest stuff. The sketch above is from one of my sketchbooks i kept while taking his class and it was around the time i got my complete prismacolor marker set, so i got mad scientist with mixing the colors. Plus they smelled good! i liked getting high from my markers, it made me see colors i never seen before j/k (don’t sniff your markers kids)

Who the fuck renders an RX 8? for real…This was my first car rendering ever. I got my ellipse guides and they weren’t even real ellipses, they were “Almost Circle” guides that i wanted to use and i got down with it in my sketchbook. Damn this is so painful…Hopefully i can dig up some more crap and make a part 2.

08
Feb
10

Superbowl Commercials

Congrats to the New Orleans Saints and all their fans for their first ever Superbowl appearance and victory. Unfortunately neither team that played were my favorite but there are always the commercials to make everything better. Not surprisingly the best commercials weren’t beer ones but car ones. =)

04
Feb
10

“Look at that, that squirrel can water ski”

02
Feb
10

Eye f*cking

I can’t sleep, so you know what that means…this isn’t a post about Angelina in particular i just wanted to use her as an example because she has those crazy eyes and its perfect for this. A few weeks ago i was talking to a friend of mine and we got into this talk about eye f’ng a.k.a eye flirting and we both couldn’t stop laughing. I’m sure everyone has had an experience with this most likely at a club, or school, maybe work so i’m pretty sure you all know what i mean. It’s when you catch someone staring you down not in a “i’m gonna kill you” way but a, “don’t worry i’m just undressing you” way, i’m probably just delusional but i see girls doing that shit at school sometimes and they front like they don’t know nothing, but i just want you all to know that i noticed you noticing me, and i want to put you on notice that i noticed you back, so stop eye f’ng me! and let me know something. Anyway, there are a few stares that you’ll start to notice happen and some of them are: The Lock Eye Contact, The Double Take, and The Eye Rape. I found this article that talks about this subject a bit more in depth so check it out. Go here

20
Jan
10

gordon gartrell radio

If you’re stuck inside going through your playlists or sorting through your mp3’s and can’t decide what to listen to, go ahead and listen to the Gordon Gartrell radio podcast. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Phonte, he’s one of my favorite emcees of my generation of hiphop, one third of Little Brother, member of the Justus League, and The Foreign Exchange. After listening to a few podcasts i couldn’t stop laughing my ass off just because he touches on every single topic, and current event out there so you’ll definitely get stuck listening.

Shout outs to Malcolm-Jamal Warner, that episode of the Cosby Show is one of my favorites…

19
Jan
10

karate chop tuesdays: Flip gone wrong

12
Jan
10

case of the mondays?

08
Jan
10

lotus esprit turbo

28
Dec
09

Bumsuk Fun!!!

Just an inside joke amongst Art Center people.

25
Dec
09

everybody got that?

The Thin Line Between Douchebags and Hipsters

By Alyasha Owerka Moore

To me … It’s really just the clothing.

At the end of the day, Douchebags and Hipsters/Scenesters listen to EXACTLY the same music, have the same obscure sense of self entitlement.
The both are insanely insecure, except the Douche overcompensates by being obnoxiously extroverted and intrusive.
While the Scenester is annoyingly and completely melodramatically introverted or just as obnoxious as the Douche, but the subject matter of narcissistic drivel is only slightly different.
Both share the following attributes :
• Wearing EXTREMELY Deep V neck tees.
• Sunglasses inside or at night… Both will wear aviators.
Hipster Specific Specs-Any random streetwear brand neon Ray Ban Wayfarer Knock.
Douche specific Specs- Any large temple branded D&G, Versace, Etc… Those brands sell optical licenses for just this guy. The fucktard who cannot really afford anything else made by the brand, but want the brand recognition.
• Fedoras
• Suit jackets without suits.  (Sport Coat)
• That FUCKING TIGHT ASS MEMBERS ONLY JACKET with the sleeves pulled up.
• Bed Head … And beard … The Douche will opt for the BackStreetBoys “Chin Strap”.
• 7 haircuts in one.
• Both are void of ANY RHYTHM and dance like 5 year old boys who have never heard music before.
• Tight ass jeans with GIANT hightops.
• Frequent PREFAB “Dive Bars” … Not the ones that actual working class folks frequent … That would be too divey.
• Tie with Tee Shirt… Hipster will wear double extra small American Apparel shirt with Skinny Tie, while the Douche will wear the extra medium Affliction or Tapout shirt with some Godaweful Abercrombie tie.
• Oversized New Era cap with flat brim and size sticker still intact. This is worn to show “how down with the brothers you are”.
• Both will spend their last waking hour Twattering about random bullshit to prove how in tune with contemporary pop culture or “fashion” they are. All of this in hopes of garnering enough “Followers (?) ” to become some sort of self made internet “celebrity”.
This one’s right on the money i’m not sure it can get any clearer…
Uuuhm i felt pretty bad after finding out that guy’s name is “Captain Art School” I honestly hope none of us come across this way (none of us listen to Steve Aoki, but we are 2.0)…this one’s good…EVERYONE is guilty!